LIBERALISM SUCKS

(Imagine a liberal under the influence of a truth serum.

AMERICAN VOTERS ARE TOO STUPID TO KNOW WHAT IS GOOD FOR THEM.

We liberals believe the average voter is stupid and incapable of making important national policy decisions, or even selecting effective national leadership.  We honestly believe that American voters are easily mislead, and that money can buy any election.  We are willing to say anything, and do anything to assure that the right people  –  our people  –  win elections.  We have a very low opinion of the average citizen.

We have no problem excusing election fraud.  Notice how it is the Democrats who most often oppose any form of election reform that would prevent us from rigging elections.  If you are too stupid to know what is good for you, our activists will nullify your vote.

We have no problem excusing blatant lying for our cause.  All we say is, “Don’t get caught”,  and try to make your spin as plausible as possible.  The progressive cause is too important to worry about silly things like facts and honesty.  After all, the truth is subjective and situational anyway.  The truth is what we imagine it to be and nothing more.  Americans are so brainwashed about issues of individual rights and freedom that they would reject most liberal-progressive policy offhand if we told them the truth about it.  That is why we must avoid describing our true agenda to the public.  If liberals told the truth only a small minority would ever vote for us.

THE NOVEMBER ELECTION WAS SHOCK AND AWE FOR US, WE ARE NOW MORE DESPERATE THAN EVER.

We assumed the 2006 and 2008 elections were a mandate for liberalism.  I guess we were wrong about that.  The phenomenon of the Tea Parties blindsided us, and took us totally by surprise.  We never expected such a huge backlash.  We must continue to demonize the Tea Parties in the hope of destroying their credibility.  We must try to portray them not as grassroots patriots, but as misguided bumpkins, racists, extremists, and puppets of corporate America.

The Tea Parties and talk radio are examples why liberalism and progressivism cannot survive in an atmosphere where there is free political speech.  We absolutely must silence this vociferous opposition if liberalism is to survive.

You cannot yell “fire” in a crowded theater, and you cannot use hate speech against those who are promoting the great liberal-progressive agenda.

The loss of independent voters in the 2010 election spells disaster for the liberal-progressive agenda.  If we don’t convince the vast number of independent voters to support us again there will be no hope for us in the 2012 election.  This is a full-scale emergency for all progressives, liberals, and Democrats.  Absolutely anything goes, we must regain our power, and when we do we must silence the opposition forever.

FOR LIBERALS, THE ARIZONA TRAGEDY HAS LITTLE TO DO WITH THE VICTIMS.

Who cares about Giffords?  She was a Blue Dog Democrat anyway.  She opposed Nancy Pelosi as speaker of the House, and she is strongly in favor of “protecting our borders”.  We need these undocumented workers to pretend to be citizens and help us swing elections.

And how about this little nugget?  Rep. Giffords is a gun rights advocate.

Who cares about the other victims as well?  This isn’t about the shooting, people are murdered in the U.S.A. every day.  Seriously, who really cares?  Our agenda is far more important than these little pawns, these little people.  This is a golden opportunity for liberals and our liberal lapdog media to promote the liberal-progressive agenda by discrediting our detractors and our opponents.

We must not be ashamed of exploiting a tragedy like this.  Facts, logic, and reason be damned, we must do real damage to Sarah Palin, talk radio, and the Tea Parties, and we must do it now.

OUR CAUSE, OUR AGENDA IS TOO IMPORTANT FOR US TO WORRY ABOUT THINGS LIKE HONESTY, ETHICS, OR CHARACTER.

We are the only ones who offer social and economic justice.  We are the liberal elite, we know what is good for America, and you (the average American) do not.  We must impose our vision on the U.S.A. no matter what this might require us to do.  We are the noble, the enlightened, the compassionate, the visionaries.  The conservative opposition are the evil, the selfish, the ignorant, and the stupid.

The biggest mistake made by President Obama and the Democratic majority in congress after the January 2009 inauguration was our failure to immediately silence all right-wing dissent.  We will not make that mistake again.

(Note: Hopelessly Misguided Liberal is a fictional character.)