Archive for 07/31/2013
“Good afternoon ma’am, I’m from Barry’s Vacuum Cleaner Sales.”
“Please allow me to come in and demonstrate the 1935 Marx-O-Matic Suckmaster Deluxe, the vacuum that didn’t work then and doesn’t work now. Let’s just pretend it really works. And if it doesn’t work we can always blame someone else.
Let’s also ignore the fact that it has already killed over 100 million people.
This model is guaranteed to make you Hope for Change.”